In response to my previous post, I have found the draft of 'Technology' stored away!

Wow, for the first time I am writing my blog on my iPhone! Not only does it correct my grammar and punctuation, it also predicts what word I will say therefore not having to write all of the letters! It is a wondrous experience I am sharing, I even like the font it comes up in! How sad.


One thing that does annoy me about my iPhone is when it changes a correct word to something it thinks I meant - she can't possibly have meant to put shit, she definitely meant to put shot, and that's what I will change it to, the foul mouthed scum. While it is helpful when a word such as incredible comes out as increaoblr and it knows where you're getting at, it does prove rather wearing when you feel a text or email had gone surprisingly well, then read it back and realise it looks like a text you send someone after one too many! Writing this on my iPhone will have probably cost me a needless 20 minutes more to write, but it is still a new gadget I want to use for everything and anything. Even now as I am writing, I'm cursing at the stupid tiny touch keys and the fact the backspace button has been used more than all of the letters put together. Maybe a qwerty keyboard would have been more suitable to a clumsy loser with minimal hand eye coordination!


Even now, I have started to write the penultimate paragraph, maybe something quirky, something cool to share - the bloody phone isn't letting me see what I have written, instead scrolling up to the start of my blog as I am typing away at the bottom. Argh!!! I sound like a grumpy old man, but I have good reason too! I have corrected the errors so far, but I will write a sentence that could show how much I have to look at my phone now when writing to send a text. Gone are the days of texting under the table to avoid the teachers glaring eyes (and I have to admit I was pretty impressive at that). Here goes.


today I decided Togo to the shops to guy some cheap choc from good old home bargains. While bropwsing the aisles with some of the weirdest people o have ever seen, I spotted many a bargain I devides to take advantage of. Unfortunaly, I managed to count out the money I was paying with wrong, and didn't manage to calculate 96p correctly. Quote embarrassing, and I could tell the women serving me knew I was a girl who looks intelligent, bit is actually an absolute retard.

Impressive work.