Stupid people.

Stupid people never fail to amuse me. Not genuinely stupid people, they tend to piss me off (e.g Most of the guests on Jeremy Kyle). People of average to excellent intelligence being idiots just make me laugh, and I saw a cracking example of this today.

What grass?  I've probably eaten pizzas bigger than that patch of grass! It is pretty normal to see these signs lets say... on the grounds of something boring and historical or on private pieces of land where they want to keep the grass looking fresh and lush. If that was my driveway next to it, I would probably take extra care just to walk on it, I might even curl myself around the sign and have a picnic. Just to be annoying. All I can say is that thank god for Merton Council - saving the world bit by bit.

So this got me thinking of all the other ridiculous mistakes I've seen in the media, and thought I would revisit them mostly because I'm bored.





Think that looks about right...

Children, just go home now. Clearly there are too many intelligent people working around your town and your intelligence will not be needed in the future.





My spelling and grammar
will tempt you to have tatoo.


I mean, call me over-cautious, but I wouldn't get a tattoo with someone who can't make up their mind how you spell the damn thing. I know it is a temporary tattoo, but it could look ridiculous if they spelt your own name wrong. How are they supposed to write 'the chinese for...' if they can't spell bloody English? I hope they had no customers and went out of business. Just researched this, and Rihanna had this exact problem. Bet she feels stupid now.




I don't want to worry anyone, but I seem
 to have broken my leg.

Whoever was asked to work on photo-shopping this image took it a little far. To the extent that she now has a deformed leg with a foot pointing the wrong way. But don't worry, her legs look really skinny, you did a great job.......cough.




Now that is punishment!



Darling I've died, please pay my $200 fine.





Thank god! Everything on my shopping list!

Ha! That showed you, unemployed bastard!



Naughty! Do they think we wanted to
do a bit of kangaroo dogging?! 



Schoolboy error.

Oh how people amuse me. I don't care too much when there is a mis-placed apostrophe, but surfing through the 100 other ridiculously dumb signs and photos made me realise that there isn't enough common sense in the world. And disappointingly, it happens to be one of my critically weak points - so I'm just being a hypocritical knob as always.